Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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