Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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