Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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