Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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