She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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