The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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