Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I have tasted many bathrooms
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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