apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
sex in a hospital.. check
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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