You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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