Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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