dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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