I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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