let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Randomize
