he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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