so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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