You don't have asthma, your pregnant
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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