check it out our google latitudes are spooning
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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