You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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