Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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