Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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