It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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