i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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