How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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