and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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