Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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