It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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