I cockslap morals
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
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