Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I have feelings that need drinking.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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