some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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