Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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