real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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