I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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