I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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