Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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