so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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