bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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