Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Randomize
