yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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