In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I need water and some morals
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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