Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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