P.S. I can't hear my feet
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Randomize