my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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