He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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