wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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