It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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