you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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