We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
