what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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