I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
she peed on how many people?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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