What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Screwed.edu
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Randomize
