how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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