i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
its liver damage thursday
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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