i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
These tits shall not be calmed
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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