He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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