Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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