OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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