hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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